“For example, I pay the government Rf 2000 to take part in the Madhana program, and if I do not get ill that year, wouldn’t that be a loss of Rf2000 for me?”
“For example, I pay Dhiraagu Rf350 per month for 4GB of ADSL usage, and if I download porn and shit amounting to a mere 3 GB a particular month, wouldn’t that be a loss of 1 GB for me?”
“For example, I pay Rf 10 for a can of chilled camel uri.., I mean, orange juice and throw away the can, which has a production cost of about Rf 3, wouldn’t that be a loss of Rf 3 for me? And…and if I urinate and perspire the water content from that can in the next few hours, wouldn’t that be a loss of about Rf 9 at the very least?”
“For example, I pay Rf 300 to MediaNet for satellite TV and only watch PeaceTV (while I download 3 GB of porn), wouldn’t that be a loss of some obscure amount that I cannot be bothered to calculate?”
“For example, I pay Rf20 for a taxi to transport me 300 meters but that distance only burns Rf 5 of petrol, wouldn’t that be a loss of Rf15 for me?”
“For example, I put 2 eggs to boil and the amount of energy effectively used in bringing the water to boiling point is just 20% of the actual energy produced by my stove during that time, wouldn’t that be a loss of 80% of the energy to unnecessarily heat up my kitchen like the bottom of hell?”
“For example, if I pray daily and also perform a Haj that costs Rf 70,000 to beseech a cure to my prostitute, I mean, prostate cancer, but I suffer for 10 years without sex and die, wouldn’t that be a…wait a minute!”
“Just Rf 2,000 for the Madhana program you say?”
“Hmmm…”
Insurance scheme hangaama feshuny dhoa Maaley gaves . .
Sadly i cannot afford internet at home, so i go to cyber (u no recession and all)
man write some good shit about Maumoons resignation(?)
thuthuukeda,
Man, I am still recovering from Maumoon’s resignation. Actually I have been away for far too long to get into it, so to speak. Hence, these bits and pieces.
Ahh just as well hehe…still.lets not relinquish the might of pen. even if it be epen
At the risk of being very very out of context, I just wanna say
Woah. Loving the new layout.
http://minivannews.com/society/2010/02/01/religious-scholars-dispute-governments-healthcare-scheme/
It’s as if those dudes got a great Health Care suggestion.
Wait a minute?? I lost my MRF 70,000 and the energy.!!
Good examples Simon. So, is this all what you think these days? :P
By the way, I have added this blog to the sphere and am wondering when would approve it.
I don’t have access to the sphere. :)
then thivarah nukiyai dinas simon akee porn balaa meeheh kan egey… kekek
i have a 2GB pen drive …
when i can i go do some data transfer ???
:)