Reaching new heights
It makes me sick to the stomach! Look at them! Empty, brainless zombies with vacant grins seated foolishly clapping like they were at the Joker's gangbang at Arkham. But some of them look like they could be educated and intelligent. Intelligent people have a certain look, don't they? I might be wrong there. Educated fools, more like. But look at them, the imbeciles, barking mad, cheering on the one person who must be held responsible for the despicable state of the country and its people.
Don't they see through the obvious disguise and the lies? Don't they feel any shame? Even if the best we Maldivians can produce as a replacement leader is an elaborate doormat (Raeesul Jumhooriyyaa Doormat) the bitter feeling of shame and guilt of supporting old man for a seventh term would win the said doormat my vote. I promise you that. Such is the contempt I have for this man, this clown of a man, waving his palm at the credulous morons watching on.
Or perhaps it isn't the contempt I have for him that enrages me so. No. Unfortunately, it is the sight of the sold-out pigs and the ignorant hoards salivating at the sight of the blob of wicked old flatulence before them. Here's a man that for that past 30 years have drained the country, created a nation of half-wits and called it education. Here's a man that have naught an inkling of shame when he lays claim to the result of hard work by ordinary citizens and calls it "progress". Oh, it makes me regurgitate yesterday's dinner with impunity!
If you have any sanity left in you, you'd have to wonder, what kind of mentality some of these people have. The kind of depraved greed and outright hypocrisy and in most cases tunnel vision and narrow-mindedness has always been a hallmark of the typical Maldivian. Our sense of distrust towards our compatriots stems from these sorts of disorders. The centuries of back-stabbing and double-speak mixed in with a submissive demeanour (the evil beggar?) have hardwired this into our very genes - our history is replete with stories of this sort - hardly a trait of an intelligent and patriot people.
This is why you see the vacant looking hoards cheering and you have to watch in awe of the magnitude and depth of the shallowness of these people as they applaud lie after lie after lie.
Of course, there is no end in sight to this. The hand-logo of that man says it all: if he can have his way again, which I fear he will, he will ensure the nation a thorough handjob. Yes, a big, orgasmic 300,000 strong handjob - taking you, me and that guy over there with the MDP bandanna and funny voice, to "new heights". Oh, yes!
Ali Antenna | August 11, 2008 6:39 PM | Reply
Ah so, that's what that logo stands for... I've been wondering...
d | August 11, 2008 11:39 PM | Reply
Dear Simon,
Clearly this is the most interesting post you have sent in to date. It even has a Shakespearean ring to it (no pun intended).
d
M | August 12, 2008 12:30 PM | Reply
why so serious? if the zaeem is good at what he does, why should he be doing it for free?
btw, u sound very unpatriotic in this post. i think u shud be tried for high treason. :)
al | August 12, 2008 2:50 PM | Reply
Dude, this is yesterdays story. Maumoon is history i tell ya. 30 years of hypocrisy is on the verge of becoming a plutocracy. New clown with an army of likes behind him. Calls themselves the republicans.
Enter: the corporate republic of Maldives.
firas | August 12, 2008 3:49 PM | Reply
wow... well said. i really needed that to give a slight boost to my diminishing rage... and i'd like to complement it with video evidence... http://www.flickr.com/photos/firax/2688525598/
... | August 13, 2008 1:45 AM | Reply
Heyyyy nothing for us ladies then? Geh. One more reason why Im not voting.
bandey | August 14, 2008 1:05 PM | Reply
I bet Maumoon could blow up IGMH without an explaination and still the Arkham gangbangers would follow. Wait does that mean Anni is Batman?
Personally I think Anni is a bag of shit. Actually the same shit as maumoon.
Theres a reason why the new batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" instead of "Batman 2".
monds | August 17, 2008 3:00 AM | Reply
hehe good post. but I have given up on the whole idea of keeping updated on the political climate after watching a couple of reeko ibrahim manik's speeches. i think we should leave politics to him and we should carry on with our lives. ;)
Dying Regime | August 19, 2008 5:59 PM | Reply
its about time we tried a good blow job.
Badr Naseem | August 21, 2008 3:17 AM | Reply
To reach "Aa Us Min Thakakah" I am going to start walking bare feet from tomorrow on. I got the encouragement to do so after reading this blog. Thanks Mondry for letting me know.
My "Reef" slipper has a height of an inch and to show support for "Zaeem" and to prove where we would be if we elect him for a 7th term my feet will be bare. Yes I lose an inch. what about you?
Badr'
Huzaima | August 23, 2008 2:45 AM | Reply
A person is not necessarily "educated" by having a paper qualification. These days there is talk of a rather elite "intellectual community". These people cannot differentiate between a graduate, a technocrat and an intellectual. Frankly, I don't see many intellectuals in Male'. Those people warming the seats in Zaeem's maalam are not educated. They may have gone to university, but they are ignorant. An educated person is supposed to distinguish between good and evil. The only intellectual person I see in the political scene is Ibra. It is such a pleasure to hear him speak, and to read his writings. Checkout his blog on www.ibra2008.blogspot.com
FLB33 | November 5, 2008 4:33 PM | Reply
ooih pretender!
stop sounding like you're an intellectual - you're clearly not from the shit you write here, heh. And you're not important - you have far too much time on your hands to write profusely on this shitty blog for you to be an important person...
but oh yes, you need a hand-job, badly, mate (trust me, i think you need 'release' - your pent up anger shows all over the place haha..).
finally, we feel exactly the same about you and people like you: good-for-nothing embeciles that we can do without...
so eat your own vomit now...! cheers,