Monkey's diaper change
So there's this caged monkey, right. He's been wearing the same leaky diaper for the past decade or more. Honestly! Imagine the suffering and the inhumane deprivation. And what about the stench? The wholly overpowering stench of filth everywhere. But today is a good day for the poor monkey.
Today, for the first time in so many years, and after much monkeying around, kicking and screaming and losing a few teeth here and there, it finally got a diaper change.
Different diaper. Same old monkey. Same old shit.
Zohan | August 7, 2008 6:52 PM | Reply
Probably you didn't get a diaper change. Stop complaining like an ass. All you do is complain... this is wrong, that is wrong. Fuck you!
curious | August 7, 2008 8:21 PM | Reply
does the new constitution allow for freedom of religion?
subcorpus | August 7, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply
bro ...
diaper or no diaper ...
shit or no shit ...
no monkey can live for ever ... right ... ???
hehe ...
Doc | August 7, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply
it's not a new diaper, it is the same on ( reinforced with increased stench absorbency).
kurios | August 7, 2008 11:47 PM | Reply
"does the new constitution allow for freedom of religion?"
The Motherload!
thadu | August 8, 2008 1:03 AM | Reply
crap and crap it shall be, but for how long: is the question. is the upcoming election going to change anything? hell with the new diaper!
M | August 8, 2008 10:51 AM | Reply
shit happens, and yet it remains in the same cage... poor diaper. viva la tuna blooded, killi munching primates who have now started shit hurling!
tink | August 8, 2008 12:41 PM | Reply
"Different diaper. Same old monkey. Same old shit" lol
whitetern | August 9, 2008 12:00 AM | Reply
I agree with Zohan.
youreallywanttoknowmynamefuckyou | August 9, 2008 6:13 PM | Reply
hahahahahahahahaha
bandey | August 14, 2008 1:11 PM | Reply
A satisfied baby wouldnt cry.
but no one actually concerend about the cage!!