My Vote is with the real Dr. Saeed
There has been much commotion in the political corridors and the media surrounding the case of Mr. Umar Naseer waking up with the taste of apostate BO in his mouth. By that I mean he discovered the book authored by the Saeed brothers: Freedom of Religion, Apostasy and Islam.
The book is available for $29.95 on Amazon but apparently some enterprising fellow sold a copy to Mr. Umar for some $120 odd dollars. I know this because I listened to Umar's press conference live on radio and he said it himself. Someone's laughing all the way to the bank as we read, eh?
As a result Dr. Saeed has been taking a lot hammering from left, right and center. Apparently he is also a Zionist named Hoffman Steinberg or something. Ok, Umar didn't say that but I am pretty sure he wished it were true. Anyway, quite naturally for a soft-core politician and modern scholar, Dr. Saeed has taken cover and retreated into the proverbial shell of denial.
Maldivians, says Umar, needs a defender of Islam. Not someone who has secular ideologies, such as Dr. Saeed. And so, down hangs in the balance, not a ting-tong, but Dr. Saeed's credibility and the very race to the presidential throne.
So what's a prospective candidate to do? I've a suggestion. Please bear with me on this one please:
Dr. Saeed must get possessed by a jinni. Not just any jinni but a "moomin" (or Muslim) jinni. He should promptly go into a violent fit and speak in a strange tongue, possibly Arabic, then fake a James Earl Jones voice effect for a minute and come to within a few minutes.
Several more fits will follow in the coming days before a prearranged Fanditha-man will be called for help. With this mystic's help Dr. (Jinni) Saeed will then tell the public, in carefully selected words, that he did not write the book and that, in fact, it was written by Mr. Umar Naseer several years ago. He should then promptly lose consciousness at which point an on-looking Dr. Shaheed will go into a violent, but small-size, fit.
The mystic will channel the jinni in possession of Dr. Shaheed's body and ask questions. Dr. (Jinni) Shaheed will then relate that Mr. Umar Naseer was working with the Church of Scientology to sabotage Dr. Saeed's campaign and in trance-like state give a low-down of what the Church of Scientology was about. Dr. Shaheed in possessed state must use Tom Cruise voice effect.
Next day, a hex calculator along with several Scientology related paraphernalia will be found at Alarms.
With Umar Naseer behind bars for spreading Scientology, instantly, the entire nation of Maldives will sympathise with Dr. Saeed after he makes a full recovery with the help of several days of endless recitation of the Quran. He wakes up from the strange affliction and declares his unending love for the country and vows to defend the religion at any cost.
And you thought this happened only in the movies?
MH | May 16, 2008 7:07 AM | Reply
No No .Its real. I believe you. LOL. LOL. LOl.hee hee halaaku vejje.
umarthedouche | May 16, 2008 12:41 PM | Reply
here's dr. shaheed already possessed on camera. apparently his heart is an alien testicle pumping space-cum through his veins.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/81bc2f14f0
wont be too long before umar himself goes into fits and makes a YouTube response
Ali Antenna | May 17, 2008 12:28 PM | Reply
ROFL! But if we could be serious for a minute, this just sounds too improbable. Get real, the good Dr. can't possibly impersonate Vader AND Cruise! Maybe one of them but definitely not both, not with any conviction anyway. That part is just plain unbelievable. However, experts say that there is a lot of supernatural activity going around Dr. Shaheed's house at the moment so we shall just have to see...
MS | May 18, 2008 9:04 AM | Reply
good one simon!
Ekaloa | May 19, 2008 2:33 AM | Reply
Umar the champion of Islamic Parties in Maldives, feel that a crash course of two days in Harvard at USA can compete two PhD holders in their respective fields. Its laughable when people like Umar talks utter rubbish . without any substance.
Dhivehi Resistance | May 19, 2008 9:20 AM | Reply
Thank you Simon for helping me preserve my sanity.....
umaru sumbuli | May 19, 2008 9:37 AM | Reply
When asked about his educational qualification last nite on HFM, Umaru actually included his seminar at Harvard as part of his educational qualification..:)I wonder if there is even a single sane person in his close circle who could tell Umaru when he speaks utter nonesense. With this latest debacle he has lost, I am sure, a great majority of educated and professional youths.
ibu | May 19, 2008 10:19 AM | Reply
heheheh interesting ..LOL LOL I really believe you Simon!..hehehee!
lenin | May 19, 2008 10:26 AM | Reply
umar must be insane to think he could be the next president of maldives. like what was he thinking, when he proposed adalath to be his running mate. serioulsy, this guy must check his mental health.
Bushry | May 19, 2008 12:33 PM | Reply
Maldivian politics and "Fanditha Sihuru" and "inni" and "Ukulhuvalhu Theyo Dhemun" and "Bodu Hulhu" and "fairy tales" are indeed strange bedfellows......but they do mix! Umar's long-tales about Hassan Saeed goes to proves that again.
Mohamed | May 19, 2008 12:34 PM | Reply
Umar Naseer was a very bad man when he was working for Golhaa force. He treated prisoners like shit, against islamic law and has no mercy. He is a Psycho-man. He better get treatment from a Psychologist than being a president.
Mohamed
Copguy | May 19, 2008 12:42 PM | Reply
Umar, what were you thinking when you were torturing Mahir? I guess it's a million times worse than anything. So you're credibility is severely undermined.
Ali | May 19, 2008 2:01 PM | Reply
Umar, ur against Dr.Hassan Saeed and thats the reason u r pulling something from the past and talking abt it, when u dont know wot ur talkin abt. To become our president, be faithful and show wot ur capable of, rather than trying to let down others.
U head that this book was presented to our current president, and he himself been an religious scholar, he didn't find faults with it, or does anyone around the world. So why u, Mr.Umar??
Be patient, ppl will decide how capable u r to become a president.. Dont rush, if u do, u will end up nowhere..
ali | May 19, 2008 5:02 PM | Reply
Umar is not a famouse persone in the country ,so he want be famouse by takeing issue like that.about that book and islaam.he never goes to prayer even .even the friday prayer also he never goes.I was working in his office ,so i know he never goes to prayer being a muslim.and making his party name as islamic democratic party.
Most of the islanders and the country people dosent know who is this umar,so he want be famouse,thats why he talk about this book and makeing an issue.
before nobody was talking about this book even moumoonabdul gayoom is one of the relgiouse persone and there are so many religiouse people they never talk about that book
saeed | May 20, 2008 12:03 AM | Reply
Hassan Saeed once wrote to a Maldivian about the Seven Deadly Sins as used by the Roman Catholic Church AND asked the Maldivian to seriously believe in those!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jaiz | May 20, 2008 2:25 AM | Reply
Pls stop becaused i really vote Dr. Hassan Saeed.
Jaiz
Maathoda
vilion | May 21, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply
Umar is another looser.. he failed in lot of things..
I doubt how effectively can he rule the country without 60 percent of youths in isolation for the massive drug offense here now...
I suggest umar to resit the crash course and keep doing till he realize or mature enough to know the politics on its own terms.
bug | May 27, 2008 4:29 AM | Reply
Hmmmmm, eki faadu faadu kanthakaa anga thalhaa haa iru veytha..dhen congratulations anekaa dhariyeh libunee dho.. japanu maheh tha gengulheni kekeke.
my | June 3, 2008 2:54 AM | Reply
So your vote is with Dr.Saeed's book or Dr.Saeed's presidential campaign?
why you may ask, the title is misleading.